Based on your feedback you seemed to appreciate the clever signed of small business, so here are a few more….

  • In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! … Stay!

  • At the Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be. (I had to read this one twice.)
  • In a Restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
  • In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
  • At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills.
  • On an Electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts.
  • At a Chicago Radiator Shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
  • On the back of Septic Tank Truck: Caution — This truck is full of political promises!
  • On a Plumber’s truck: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

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