Clever Signs

Small businesses need every advantage they can get. Clever signage is a great way to make a memorable impression. Here a few we thought you might appreciate: 

• In a Podiatrist’s office: Time wounds all heels.
• On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.
• At an Optometrist’s Office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
• On a Plumber’s truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
• At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
• Gynecologist’s Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
• In a Non-smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
• On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push.
• At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.
• Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

How can you make your customers chuckle as you get their attention?