With two kids home from college and a full family of five back in the nest, we have been enjoying several family activities to kick off the summer.  One of them included a trip to the new bowling alley on a rainy day this past weekend.

The genius bowling alley designers decided to help players pass the time waiting for their turn by adding bowling trivia and one-liners under the screens that displayed the scores.  And it worked!

So, we thought we share a few of one-liners with you:

  1. What did one hat say to the other hat?  You stay here, and I’ll go on ahead.
  2.  How do you find Will Smith in the snow?   Start searching for fresh prints.
  3.  Where do you find a fake Italian dinner?  In pasta.
  4.  What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?  A carrot.
  5.  Why did the sailor ground his son?  His grades were below C level.
May you bless someone with the gift of laughter this weekend!